SEX
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29 Decembre 2006 - Back to blogSo I'm back. After what... months of not blogging. Not that I've lost it. Just couldn't find the time to. Not when my brother is sleeping.
Anyway, I've decided on an interesting topic to blog about: SEX.
I upgraded myself when I switched to reading women's magazines instead of youngsters' magazines about idols I hardly ever like. But I still do read them once in awhile. With women's magazines, I can pretend to be someone else - Rachel. And there always are the sex columns which I would read with much interest and then go 'Hmm... I never knew that...' Well, you could say that it's a learning experience with each article.
You know the kamasutra columns? The ones that show / tell you how to... ahem...you know.... I had never, ever thought it was funny. In any way. No. Not until one of my dear best friends told me it was. She was animately telling us what the article wrote (something about bending down so that something something....) with such seriousness in her face that I just had to laugh. It was my first time laughing at a sex column.
I've definitely changed the way I look at sex now. I think I'm corrupted. Everything has a sexual innuendo. Haha.... Anyway, before I leave, here's a good joke. Happy reading!
There are two nude statues - a male and a female - facing each other in the park. One day, an angel comes, brings them both to life, and grants them 30 minutes to do what they wish.
The statues give each other knowing looks and run off into the woods together. The angel waits as giggling sounds come from the bushes. After 15 minutes, the statues return, out of breath and laughing. The angel reminds them that they have 15 minutes left.
"Great. Shall we do it again?" the male asks.
"Oh, yes, please." says the female.
"But this time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on his head."
- Readers' Digest, December 2006
The last line is such a killer…. Enjoy!
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